carl honore

Arthur, Lady of the Lake and ... The BARBARIAN Once upon a time, there was a barbarian knight called ... errr ... In fact, even him has forgotten it. Yes, the barbarians aren't famous for their intelligence. While he was walking in the snowy forest, he saw what seemed to be a lake. As he was thirsty, he approached it. What a surprise he got when he lowered his hand and discovered that the surface of the lake was hard and cold. Then, when he saw his reflect on the ice, he became very angry and aggressive. " Have at you, miscreant !" [ The reflect doesn't answer ( Obviously, he's just a reflect, but don't forget the protagonist is a barbarian ) ] BARBARIAN : " So ? What are thou waiting ? I'm in haste ! " [ Nothing is happening ] BARBARIAN : " I have warned thee ! Now, thou shall die ! " [ He crushes his axe on the ice and breaks it in pieces ; Inevitably, he falls in the very cold water and begins to sink but a mysterious woman helps him while he was drowning ] LADY OF THE LAKE : " Honored to meet thee, I'm the Lady of the Lake. Thou closely passed out but fortunately I was waiting for thee, my Lord, " BARBARIAN : " My lord ? " LADY OF THE LAKE : " Yes, Arthur...